That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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