is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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