I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
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So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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