i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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