I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
do herpes really smell.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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