if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
handjob tips. give me some.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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