Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
it glows. i had to have it.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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