its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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