No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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