I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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