I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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