we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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