bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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