Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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