So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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