It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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