and you said cock pushups were impossible
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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