ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
