Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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