Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize