It's just like the Real World with babies
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
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Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize