At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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