you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
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I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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