Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
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he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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