Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
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