PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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