drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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