you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I am mentally ready for anal.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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