He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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