:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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