hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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