That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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