She announced her abortion via fbk
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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