Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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