I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm really busy with my period
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