apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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