I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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