people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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