Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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