Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
