That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
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I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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