Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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