So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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