Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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