I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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