Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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