I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.