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(248): View more from Michigan

we have pet lesbian snakes

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!

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(917): View more from New York City

i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany

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(773): View more from Illinois

Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.

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(305): View more from Florida

Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?

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(703): View more from Virginia

There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

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