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  (312): View more from Illinois

  I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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  (312): I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk http://tfl.nu/cjl6
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  (970): View more from Colorado

  Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand

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  (970): Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand http://tfl.nu/igpj
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?

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  (703): is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday? http://tfl.nu/tuui
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  (775): View more from Nevada

  suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv

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  (775): suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv http://tfl.nu/ew0a
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  (905): View more from Toronto

  My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.

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  (905): My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me. http://tfl.nu/adnf
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  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  you mean i was at the winter classic?

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  (617): you mean i was at the winter classic? http://tfl.nu/ck5g
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic

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  i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.

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  (402): yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic (1-402): i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities. http://tfl.nu/psst
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  (512): View more from Texas

  He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.

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  (512): He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone. http://tfl.nu/7h78
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.

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  (508): new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row. http://tfl.nu/sqmw
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  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.

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  (479): Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep. http://tfl.nu/7jgb
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  (318): View more from Louisiana

  So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?

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  (318): So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt? http://tfl.nu/a1yi
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  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?

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  (402): Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight? http://tfl.nu/u33p
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  (914): View more from New York

  He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.

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  (914): He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast. http://tfl.nu/061g
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  (828): View more from North Carolina

  I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers

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  (828): I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers http://tfl.nu/zoj5
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  (925): View more from California

  Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.

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  (925): Bored at work. googling vodka waffles. http://tfl.nu/6y0b
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