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Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
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Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.