i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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