do herpes really smell.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
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we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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