I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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