Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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