she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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