i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
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You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
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Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
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